WHOA
Dream Rap
I had a dream where I randomly bust out a beat/rap in the middle of work, which was crazy. Meaning awesome so I have been writing this rap and when I’m finished I will post it on my tumblr when I’m finished. :D
why are people who say ‘I never get sick’ always coughing near me? stay at home and die please.
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| — | Daniel Tosh |
Reckless w/o cause
I saw this on a website were you anonymously leave comments about terrible things that you have done in your life and someone left this…
“My mom has always been a stickler about recycling, so when I’m angry with her I put paper in the garbage instead of the recycling.”
What a rebel I hope that this hooligan is caught and brought to justice lol. Take that recycling!!
Pig Poop In the H2O!
I was reading in Environmental Sociology about how farms that have massive pig populations or any kind of animal for massive production sometimes have problems (meaning all the time) with keeping fecal matter from leaking out of pipes leaving there facility and leaking into the communities water supply! Now…thats gross this is the first thing that I thought of…Enjoy
Ewwww…pig dropping in the water supply, now I have a reason to tell people that I hate drinking water.
Mom: Drink your water!
Sam: No I don’t like water, and your drinking possibly polluted pig poop water, you should add some ice for flavor…
Mom: (tossing up chunks)
Sam: WIN :)
